Gallery Red Carpet Roadkill Check out our list of the worst red carpet disasters ever. From Alicia Villarreal's tablecloth to Björk's historic swan Por People en Español Staff Publicado en Agosto 29, 2008 02:00PM EDT 01 of 17 ALICIA VILLAREAL Getty Images The singer thought it would be a good idea to cover herself with a doily to attend the 3rd annual Premios Juventud awards in Miami, FL. 02 of 17 JULIETA VENEGAS Getty Images If the singer was joining the "Burlesque Businesswoman Circus," this outfit might have been appropriate. But otherwise, there was no reason to combine fishnets, a blazer, and polka dot scarf together to attend the 2004 MTV Latinamerica awards. 03 of 17 CARMEN JARA Getty Images The Mexican singer made JLo's famous Versace dress look modest with this over-the-top red-hot mess she wore to the 2006 Premio Lo Nuestro awards in Miami, FL. 04 of 17 GIZELLE D'COLE Getty Images Perhaps the singer thought she might drop by the school cafeteria after the 6th annual Latin GRAMMY awards, where she planned on eating that peanut butter and jelly sandwich she's got stored in her lunchbox purse. 05 of 17 OLGA TAÑÓN JPI STUDIOS Michael Jackson must have been jealous when he saw this singer wearing his clothes at the Premio Juventud awards in Miami, FL. 06 of 17 BJÖRK'S BIRDY Getty Images At the 73rd annual Academy Awards, the singer showed up with a swan hanging around her neck, and an expression that didn't suggest any irony about her outfit. Oh... and who can forget the egg as a handbag? 07 of 17 BJÖRK: WHO'S BAD? Getty Images Here's a situation where the King of Pop Michael Jackson would've been proud. Not only does he make a glittery special appearance on the singer's skirt, but he manages to distract attention away from the muff that is imprisoning the singer's entire upper body at the 58th annual Golden Globes. 08 of 17 JULIETTE BINOCHE Getty Images The actress arrived at the 73rd annual Academy Awards looking like she'd just finished her shift at the House of Harlots Brewery, and despite the smile, doesn't seem to have it in her to do one more can-can kick. We think the woman behind her was actually laughing at her. 09 of 17 FANNY LU JPI STUDIOS The singer could've just skinned a disco ball and wrapped it around her, 'cause we really can't tell the difference between that option and this dress, which she wore to the Premios Juventud awards in Miami, FL 10 of 17 TIM BURTON & HELENA BONHAM CARTER Getty Images Nutty and vagrant are the words that come to mind when we saw the director and his fiancée walk the red carpet at the 78th annual Academy Awards in Hollywood, CA. 11 of 17 JOHNNY DEPP & VANESSA PARADIS Getty Images The Sweeney Todd actor and his wife look like they were dressed by the Demon Tailor of Fleet Street. 12 of 17 IVY QUEEN Getty Images Someone must have told the reggaetonera that wearing this witch dress was a good idea when attending the 2006 Premio Juventud awards. 13 of 17 ROBIN WILLIAMS Getty Images And for his next trick, the actor will disappear, sparing us from the memory of the flagrant suit he wore to the 77th annual Academy Awards in Hollywood, CA. 14 of 17 ANGÉLICA VALE Getty Images The actress must have thought: "What can I probably match this dress with? A shawl? A pashmina? No, those won't work. C'mere dog! You'll do just fine!" 15 of 17 ELVIS CRESPO Alberto Tamargo/JPI STUDIOS Maybe he thought he was going to a Quinceañera instead of an awards show? We're stumped. 16 of 17 BIMBA & MIGUEL BOSÉ IPHOTO vía NEWSCOM.COM Please excuse the Spanish singer's attire. He had a wizarding class to teach at Hogwarts after attending this event. 17 of 17 ANDREA ECHEVERRI GETTY IMAGES It looks like the Colombian singer was at the gym and suddenly remembered she had an awards ceremony to attend.